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June 07 2015

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und in aller Stille


sind in Pakistan 8 der Attentaeter auf Malala Yousafzai (das Maedchen das trotz Drohungen der Taliban den Schulbesuch fuer Maedchen eingefordert hat, die juengste Friedensnobelpreistraegerin ever) freigesprochen worden. Einfach so. In einem Verfahren ohne Zeugeneinvernahme und Oeffentlichkeit.
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askinnyblackman:

the face of a cold-blooded killer

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Bohlenzaun "Dieter"
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applesmokedgouda:

lukeisnotthebombdotcom:

politicalsexkitten:

This isn’t The Onion

YAAAAASSSS

“After mumbling and making broad sweeping gestures across the entire image, he finally settled on what appeared to be a randomly selected point below the vagina near the anus.”

The committee and attending press erupted and had to be called back to order before a line of questioning further confirmed Senator Cruz’s inability to locate or identify the female clitoris.

When asked for commentary while exiting the subcommittee hall Senator Cruz responded defensively

“If you don’t think I know where the clit is you’re crazy. How could I have two kids if I didn’t know where the clitoris is? This whole thing was a stunt perpetuated by the liberal media and carried out by Democratic members of the subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness, U.S Senate Commerce Committee.”

Cruz did not respond to further questioning regarding the lack of the clitoris’s role in conception, fertilization and child birth.

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greatfulldedd:

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pewdiepiesfanblog:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

y’know, just in case y’all wanna buy some alpacas or somethin

People buy them sort of as guard dogs on farms and places with animals and livestock. My aunt has a few

Alpacas are amazing

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Never underestimate the power of alpacas

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afkland:

drovie:

drovie:

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.

it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

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That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

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historicaljewelry:

A Georgia era, early 19th century, ‘Dearest’ ring, the first letter of each stone represents a letter in the word ‘dearest’

Diamond -D
Emerald - E
Amethyst - A
Ruby - R
Emerald - E
Sapphire - S
Topaz - T

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dan-friend:

ilovesufjanstevens:

did y’all see this shit

i wish nasa would chill

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Leaving the office when none of my code works


/* by Tumeconnais */

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Hmm, lecker Grundbirnen.
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tastefullyoffensive:

“Mine.” (photo by se7enone)

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